I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
