you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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