I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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