Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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