No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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