It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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