I don't think brook has ever known best
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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