Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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