It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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