Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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