A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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