Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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