I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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