I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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