Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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