While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
