At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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