would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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