If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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