champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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