He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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