Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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