is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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