What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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