I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I need a burrito and a hug.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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