shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Do vagina's smell?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
