Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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