I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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