Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
