So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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