woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I think people are normalizing furries
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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