it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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