Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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