Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
