He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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