I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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