Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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