she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
did i walk over a car last night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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