small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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