Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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