is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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