What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
wow bdsm is so cute
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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