it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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