I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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