carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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