I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
sex in a hospital.. check
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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