Only a mothe r could love this liver
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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