yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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