Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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