whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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