Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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